I walked up to my throne chair at the back of the bar. The humans were really annoying tonight. this one woman tried offering herself to me, but I gave her three hundred dollars to go by her some drinks so she could leave me be. Pam had gotten in a fight with another woman who also bothered me. There was also this man who kept rubbing my foot, which wasn't pleasant at all, so I kicked him in the face, flinging him across the bar like a football. I sighed, pouring me some whiskey. "Pam, could you come here for a minute?" I called out to her. Even though she was in a different room, she could still here me. I waited for Pam patiently for her to come storming into the room.